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Installing Love

 

Tech Support:

Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer:

Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support:

Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer:       

Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: 

The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer:       

Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:

What programs are running ?

Customer:       

Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support:

No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer:       

I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support:

With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer:       

Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support:

Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:       

Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: 

Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer:       

So, what should I do? Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer:       

Okay, done. Tech Support:  Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:       

Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: 

Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer:     

Thank you, God.

~EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER~

1.

The story began when I was a child;

I was born as a son of a poor family.

Even for eating, we often got lack of food.

Whenever the time for eating, mother often gave me her portion of rice.

While she was removing her rice into my bowl,

she would say "Eat this rice, son.

I'm not hungry".

That was Mother's First Lie

2.

When I was getting to grow up,

the persevering mother gave her spare time for fishing in a river near our house,

she hoped that from the fishes she got,

she could gave me a little bit nutritious food for my growth.

After fishing, she would cook the fishes to be a fresh fish soup,

which raised my appetite.

While I was eating the soup,

mother would sit beside me and eat the rest meat of fish,

which was still on the bone of the fish I ate.

My heart was touched when I saw it.

I then used my chopstick and gave the other fish to her.

But she immediately refused it and said "Eat this fish, son.

I don't really like fish."

That was Mother's Second Lie.

3.

Then, when I was in Junior High School,

to fund my study,

mother went to an economic enterprise to bring some used-matches boxes that would be stuck in.

It gave her some money for covering our needs.

As the winter came,

I woke up from my sleep and looked at my mother who was still awoke,

supported by a little candlelight and within her perseverance she continued

the work of sticking some used-matches box.

I said, "Mother, go to sleep, it's late,

tomorrow morning you still have to go for work.

" Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep,

dear. I'm not tired."

That was Mother's Third Lie.

4.

At the time of final term,

mother asked for a leave from her work in order to accompany me.

While the daytime was coming and the heat of the sun was starting to shine,

the strong and persevering mother

waited for me under the heat of the sun's shine for several hours.

As the bell rang, which indicated that the final exam had finished,

mother immediately welcomed me and poured me a glass of tea

that she had prepared before in a cold bottle.

The very thick tea was not as thick as my mother's love,

which was much thicker.

Seeing my mother covering with perspiration,

I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too.

Mother said "Drink, son. I'm not thirsty!".

That was Mother's Fourth Lie.

5.

After the death of my father because of illness,

my poor mother had to play her role as a single parent.

By held on her former job, she had to fund our needs alone.

Our family's life was more complicated.

No days without sufferance.

Seeing our family's condition that was getting worse,

there was a nice uncle who lived near my house came to help us,

either in a big problem and a small problem.

Our other neighbors who lived next to us saw that our family's life was so unfortunate,

they often advised my mother to marry again.

But mother,

who was stubborn, didn't care to their advice,

she said "I don't need love."

That was Mother's Fifth Lie.

6.

After I had finished my study and then got a job,

it was the time for my old mother to retire.

But she didn't want to; she was sincere to go to the marketplace every morning,

just to sell some vegetable for fulfilling her needs.

I, who worked in the other city, often sent her some money to help her in fulfilling her needs,

but she was stubborn for not accepting the money.

She even sent the money back to me.

She said "I have enough money."

That was Mother's Sixth Lie.

7.

After graduated from Bachelor Degree,

I then continued my study to Master Degree.

I took the degree, which was funded by a company through a scholarship program,

from a famous University in America .

I finally worked in the company.

Within a quite high salary,

I intended to take my mother to enjoy her life in America .

But my lovely mother didn't want to bother her son,

she said to me "I'm not used to."

That was Mother's Seventh Lie.

8.

After entering her old age,

mother got a flank cancer and had to be hospitalised.

I, who lived in miles away and across the ocean,

directly went home to visit my dearest mother.

She lied down in weakness on her bed after having an operation.

Mother, who looked so old, was staring at me in deep yearn.

She tried to spread her smile on her face;

even it looked so stiff because of the disease she held out.

It was clear enough to see how the disease broke my mother's body,

thus she looked so weak and thin.

I stared at my mother within tears flowing on my face.

My heart was hurt, so hurt, seeing my mother on that condition.

But mother, with her strength, said "Don't cry, my dear.

I'm not in pain."

That was Mother's Eight Lie.

After saying her eighth lie,

She closed her eyes forever!

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